AISubs v3.7
- No, no, no! - No, no, no!
- I did it! - Hello, everyone!
- Huh? - Today we have a fun quiz for you!
- A fairy? - Everyone, quick reflexes are very important, right?
- In many ways, quick reflexes are important. - They are.
- If you can do a side flip side jump, you might become the king of the world!
- There's no such thing. - There's no such thing.
- I don't think you can do a side flip side jump. - I don't think you can do it.
- When you're suddenly asked to do this, instead of making it look like you're doing it,
- it's better to do it right away and say, "Sure, leave it to me!" - That's right.
- So today, we're going to do a quick reflexes quiz that you can do without being embarrassed.
- A quiz? - I'll explain the rules, okay? - Okay.
- Hakata... - Shiro... - Correct!
- "Kouyuhi"? - Huh?
- Is it "Kouyuhi"? - I see.
- It's "souyuhi". - Huh?
- Anyway, you throw something at it.
- There's no "seino" or anything like that. - Please do it.
- You do it with that rhythm? - Wow!
- Sounds fun. - If you can't answer anything at that moment...
- Wow! - Isn't it heavy? - It's heavy! - All of a sudden...
- But of course, there might be things you can't think of all of a sudden.
- Even in that case, I think it's okay to say it with quick reflexes.
- Ah, you have to say something. - There's no point in thinking and answering, right?
- This video is basically punishment, so I'd like to set up a punishment game according to the rules.
- Why is it your fault if it's punishment?!
- Why do we have to bear it?!
- For the punishment game, the person who loses will decide it for you.
- Huh?! - Huh?! - Huh?! - Huh?!
[Punishment Game]
- Okay, I'll start with my partner and ask you questions. - Okay.
- Question one. - Okay, let's start. - Are you okay?
[Question one]
- "I'll do anything for you!" - "I'll help you next time!"
- Correct! - Wow!
- Huh? What's going on?! - Hey, hey, hey!
- Who do you think you are?! - Are you trying to make a popular game these days?!
- You're right, it's a good game. - It's a good game!
- Did you all understand the question just now? - No.
- You're right, it's a good game. - Did you know about that commercial?
- The president said it won't change in a century. - What?!
- I saw it on TV! - It hasn't changed one bit. - Really?!
- Not more than 50 years. - Let me borrow that ad.
- Here we go. - Here we go!
- One, two, three!
- Dah!
Ah, I like it, which one is it?
- It's similar, right? - It's similar, right?
- Puzzle, right? - Puzzle?
- Of course. - Oh!
Puzzle, right?
Like this, we'll go on and on.
- Yes, let's go on and on. - There's a lot of questions like this.
Next question.
Red Pikmin are...
- Strong? - Strong?
- Oh... - Wonderful, right, everyone?
Oh, that's nice.
- It's quite difficult for me. - It's difficult for you.
It's difficult for you.
- Here I go. - Yes.
Your thing is my thing.
My thing is...
- My thing! - My thing!
Wonderful, right?
- Wonderful, right? - Wonderful, right?
- Of course. - Of course.
- I forgot about it. - I forgot about it.
Okay, next is a little...
We'll go with a little bit of a twist.
- A twist? - A twist?
- That's a different kind of twist, right? - That's a different kind of twist, right?
- Of course, of course.
Here I go.
Next question.
Looking for a job is indeed...
Huh?
- Tetsuya Sekai. - Tetsuya Sekai.
Yay!
- I see. - That's right.
There's that too.
For now, Tetsuya-kun,
please pat the two of them on the left and right.
- Oh. - Oh.
I've never done it before, but it's really...
Make it bumpy, okay?
The smoke effect was helpful.
- Are you okay? - Are you okay?
- You wrote it all down. - Why? Why?
- Okay, here's the next one. - Okay.
I'm going to quit being human!
That's fun.
- I don't know about this one. - It's too famous.
- It's all thanks to you, Mushi-san.
I went here when I was drunk.
You went here when you were drunk.
I'm going to quit being human without getting drunk.
I'm going to become a zombie.
- Okay, here's the next one. - Okay, here we go.
- "You are already...dead!" - "You are already...dead!"
- That's awesome, everyone! That's really cool. - That's so exciting when Shimei-ryu says it.
- That's not a weird expression at all. - That's so amazing, isn't it?
- You can tell how committed that is by just looking at it. - That's true.
- Okay, here we go. - Okay, here we go.
- "We, the giants, are...not available in stores!" - "We, the giants, are...not available in stores!"
- Is everyone going to say it differently? - Eh?!
Not available in stores.
- "Not available in stores." - "Not available in stores."
- Ahhh! - Ahhh!
- Why is that "not available in stores"?! - "Not available in stores"!
It's better than nothing, isn't it? Director Shigio Nagashima.
No, that was close.
It was a chance for people to make a difference.
Then I'll go next.
The best!
That's amazing!
That's what I said!
Isn't it crazy to make "the best" stand out?
It's crazy.
That's amazing.
Then I'll go next.
Intel!
Yes!
I was a little excited.
I just bought it.
Then I'll go next.
Stap cells exist!
That's amazing, everyone.
But there are no stap cells, are there?
I thought there weren't any.
Stap cells exist!
What?
You said there weren't any.
Stap cells exist!
But you said there weren't any.
Stap cells exist!
This voice...
It's not going to appear in this video, is it?
Stap cells exist!
There wasn't even one song.
Stap cells exist!
Excuse me, but can you explain this too?
I see.
I'll go.
You hit me!
Even though you didn't want me to sing!
You said you didn't want me to hit you.
Even though you didn't want me to sing.
It's me!
Then it's Toshimitsu.
You hit me again.
I have to say something.
Is it me again?
I'm sorry.
Next question.
It's easy because there's a melody.
Open!
Dream door!
That was close!
You stopped me.
Next one.
You cracked it.
What did you say?
Did you get better?
I didn't say it.
I said it.
What about you?
No, no.
Crystal king.
Manatsu no ja mori.
I was embarrassed.
I'll say it.
Make it possible...
Zane!
I didn't say it.
Is it a commercial?
Yes, it is.
Make it possible with Canon.
You have to say it.
Next one.
Genpu.
Why!?
It's not a coin.
Why do you think it's a coin?
I'll say it.
There's no answer.
Shinkabane no you da.
That's not good, either.
Tadano shikabane no you da.
That was close!
That was close, Tetsuya.
I'll say it.
Score it!
Hyourimaru!
What did you say?
Score it!
Score it! You said it first.
I like bridge.
I won't forgive you.
I'll say it.
You won't die.
I'll protect you!
Great answer!
Perfect!
This is Ayanami Rei, right?
I don't know.
I'll say it.
I am...
Iron Man!
You said it just now!
Great!
You said it just now!
Iron Man!
I'll say it.
No music...
No life!
Correct!
I'll say it.
Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
You're an idiot!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
This question...
Wait! Is it true?
When I was in high school,
we used to do it when we were having fun.
But you didn't have a list of questions you shared with me.
That's why you said it just now.
I wanted to say it.
I'll say it.
Idiot! Idiot!
Correct!
What is it?
I wanted a question from a fan of "Chunichi Dragons".
Idiot! Idiot!
It's "Iron Idiot".
"Iron Idiot" is too long.
"Iron Idiot" is only for him.
I see.
I'll say it.
Enry Edo!
Gong Shouzo!
It's not something you can say with such a rhythm.
But it's not something you can say with such a rhythm.
It's not something you can say with such a rhythm.
Let's move on.
"Iboji no Tetsuya", "Kirijino Shibata", "Raijino Toshimitsu", "Sunchuzu no Ryo"!
Oh, I couldn't say "Toshimitsu".
This was also a weird one.
It's a subchannel.
It's a video now.
Oh, is it my last question?
Oh, I see.
From now on, we'll have our own ability to find answers.
We have to find the problem.
We have to.
Here we go.
My turn! Draw!
I'm so confused right now!
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I'm totally confused right now!
Thank you!
Here we go.
And shining...
Ultra Star!
Wonderful, right?
Well, of course.
Well, that's how I am.
Let's go to the next one.
Okay.
Wow, Tetsuya, you're...
You're late!
Am I the only one who's late?
Am I the only one?
But there's no problem now.
I'll do my best and twist it from now on.
How many points do you have now?
Himitsu, 21 points.
What? That many points?
That's amazing!
Tetsuya, 23 points.
Ryo, 21 points.
That's a good match.
That's right.
That's amazing.
Here we go.
Let's cheer up and go!
Ready...
Go!
Target...
I want blood, but that's how it is.
It's English.
Ah, English!
That's right!
Okay, I'll go first.
Okay!
Okay, here we go.
Okay!
Correct!
That's amazing!
I didn't want you to make a sound, so I made a sound.
You did make a sound.
I didn't want you to make a sound all of a sudden.
Here we go.
Okay!
There's only one person who can stop you.
It's me!
It's only me!
You said something weird, didn't you?
I'm going to defeat the enemy of Kamen Rider Zero- One.
That's too professional.
There's only one person who can stop you.
It's me!
That's really close.
Here we go.
Stand up!
Drink it!
It's hard to drink.
He drank it!
I'm Dosanryu.
What is that?
I can't drink it.
[Dosanryu's 3rd question]
Where is the bamboo copter?
Is it correct?
Where is the bamboo copter?
What is that?
Are you sure?
Is it Kodama?
Is it Nozomi?
That's correct!
Right?
That's Kaneko Mitsuzu's poem.
That was amazing.
If you keep saying that, well, Tetsuya-kun won't get a penalty game anymore.
Oh! I'm out!
Tatsunoki-kun, 26.
Tetsuya-kun, 28.
Ryo-kun, 26.
Oh, I see.
So, Ryo-kun and Tatsunoki-kun will have a final battle.
Should I also ask a question?
Is that what you'll do?
Oh, is that what you'll do?
I'll say it.
Live broadcast!
"Paul Brewery"!
Oh!
Hey!
Tea!
That's right.
"Hikakin Games"!
This is my fault.
This is my fault, too.
I don't know what that means.
Let's decide whether or not we can say the next question quickly.
If you both say it, you don't have to play a penalty game.
Here we go.
Yes!
"Old Pappy"!
Correct!
Yay!
Wow!
That's amazing!
Yes!
Amazing!
Tea!
Wow!
Ryo-kun will play the penalty game.
That's right.
Every week...
I'll post a salt review on Twitter.
You can see 7 types of salt.
I'll introduce 7 types of salt.
Okay, Ryo-kun.
A week of salt review life.
Yes!
That's fine with you.
We're going home.
Thank you, it was fun.
We're going home.
Thank you for inviting us.
Huh?
Are there more people?
They went home.
Welcome...
Go there and you'll know the answer.
Oh, really? I'm scared.
Bye-bye.
It's morning...
It's so much fun!